FFF-Class Trashero - Chapter 95

Chapter 95: Seriously Sir Hero. For Real?

“Did you Princess come yourself to say that?”
“The details are in the letter.”

I unfolded the scrap of paper the Princess said she brought and read it.
Congratulations on the Emperor’s inauguration was 50% of the message, and the rest, reaching 45% was a slightly boastful, acting-humble introduction of what kind of country the northern continent’s Holy Empire is.
The main point was only 5%, and the content was even more trifling.

“A marriage of convenience…?”
“Yes, Your Highness.”

They said they would give the Princess in front of me to be my concubine.
But to be aiming for the concubine position in this situation where the Empress position was empty meant she would attempt to be my legal wife if there is a chance.
But….

“This year I’m seeing winter for the 3rd time, though?”

I’m only 3!

“With all due respect, I don’t think age is important. Isn’t what important is the interests and relationships? I think the blood alliance between the two empires that represent the northern continent would really benefit both empires. Also, as a product of the Holy Empire, I grew up receiving perfect education and management. You can be satisfied both internally and externally.”

The Princess confidently explained like flowing water.
I scanned her from head to toe, obliquely leaning on the throne’s armrest.

▷ Species : Human
▷ Level : 288
▷ Job : Princess (Rank=Attention↑)
▷ Skill : Attractiveness S, Elegance A, Eternal Youth A, Politics A, Mental Capacity A···
▷ Status : Expectation, Crave, Excitement, Nervous

The Princess’ level was on the level of regular nobles and royals, she especially possessed a lot of A-grade skills.
She didn’t focus only on wearing make-up prettily like a Princess waiting for a Prince riding on a white horse, an effect of reaching out to various fields evenly.
To be the ruler of the empire.
What a really persistent bitch.
She spammed her specs with A-grade skills even though she got in politics class and bridal class at the same time. Was she a genius? Well, though it would’ve been because she was a genius that she could join in as a Hero’s colleague.

“Give me permission to stay over in your empire.”
“Ah! If I do…”
“Princess. Prove and secure the rest all yourself. I don’t have an heir, but I’m still young. It’s still not the time to worry about succession.”

To be frank it didn’t seem like I would retire when I got old.
I would get sick of playing Emperor before that.

“The invasion of the Devil King isn’t just a problem for the central continent but a crisis for the entire humanity. I also won’t turn away and will actively step in to help. Princess. if you don’t have anything more to say, go out. The valet would escort you to a good room.”
“Yes, Your Highness.”

The Princess shook her ass as she walked out.
But my loyal lieges and knights didn’t bat an eye.
Though I did kick that kind of relaxed bastards out of the royal palace early, it was more because all of them were married men.
Based on what Sir Hero with a 21 years experience of Fantasy had tried to analyze, married men risked less to be caught in a beauty trap and think about stupid thoughts like coup d’état, betrayal, or conspiracies than single men.

There were various reasons…

You wouldn’t commit rash acts when you have a family behind you to protect, and mistake raw sexual desire as romantic ambition.

“What’s the next item on the agenda?”
“Yes, Your Highness. The number of illegal immigrants coming in from the other continents has been growing rapidly. There is an opinion to receive the immigrants for the reason that our population decreased after the previous war.”

A massive migration was a phenomenon that didn’t happen in my first round.
But it’s different in the 8th round.

Since the hero wasn’t doing anything, all the continents in Fantasia were crowded with villains and monsters, and got into a saturation state.
The result was, the other 4 continents besides the northern continent that I had cleaned up fell into a more wretched mess than a chaotic war.
Tax bombs, human trafficking, slave-hunting, corruption…
There were various reasons.

“Receive the immigrants. Since the fates of the other continents are over.”

This was also my experience of the 1st round, there were many cases where if the hero didn’t solve it, the whole continent would fall in danger.
Especially the 5 disasters, the hero had to solve it.

To crash the hideout of the secret force that tries to open the seal of the monsters? To subjugate before the monsters recover their power? Or to dig up the tomb and get the treasures that weaken monsters?
The manipulation called fate generously gave time to subjugate the 5 disasters.

Though it was slightly different for each monster, the 5 disasters that were scattered throughout the Fantasia continent were the type that had to wait until at least 10 years of being a hero.
I didn’t know the history after that 10 years.
The Oblivion Dragon King Noebius died a natural death, and I had subjugated the rest 5 disasters early.

But I could make a rough guess.

“Your Highness. Did you say it’s finished?”
“Yes. It’s finished.”

All the continents but the northern continent would get wiped of existence.
Whether by sinking, burning, freezing, or broken into pieces.

Thinking of it now, they suffered evenly. If we add the Oblivion Dragon King’s poisonous breath, the fantastic collaboration would be complete.

After that, we passed some trivial issues and wrapped up the empire meeting.

I went to the emperor’s private room right away.
And I casually mumbled,
“I can’t believe the Devil King has started to make a move…”

Was this also because the Hero that was said had been bewitched by the Fairy Princess Sylvia?
Pretty sure that was the case.

Because the number of demons and demon followers in the Fantasia world had suddenly increased.
The Hero that was pretty much their natural enemy should keep subjugating and decreasing the number, but as he wasn’t working at all it ended up growing geometrically.

To the point of destroying the ecosystem…

Of course,
I didn’t worry.
Though I was 3 by age, my body was the body of a 5-year-old.

Though still, sometimes I still got in difficult situations because of my small height but, except those kinds of things, I showed activity and political skills that were no different than those of an adult’s.

And the whole pizza had already been completed.
I had already restored my body of the Earthling days completely.

My look gave off a biracial impression as it was mixed with my beautiful Nanny’s Fantasia gene.
It was the result of not erasing it completely.

Now, defeating the Devil King was ahead of me.
Using Master Mollang’s teachings, if I made up my mind I could raise my body until the golden age of an adult.

But I didn’t rush.
Because,

▷ Category : Skill
▷ Name : Prodigy
▷ Level : MAX (5%)
▶Z: Breaking through limits is a little easier.
▷SSS: Dexterity increases considerably.
▷SS: Success rate increases considerably.
▷S: Proficiency increases considerably.
▷A: EXP increases considerably.
▷B: Dexterity increases slightly.
▷C: Success rate increases slightly.
▷D: Proficiency increases slightly.
▷E: EXP increases slightly.
▷F: Becomes remarkable since childhood.

Because of this skill.

Once I mindlessly tried to evolve skill and halted it while freaking.
I did hear that the more transcend skills there were, the harder it got to breakthrough limits from the trainee teacher girl. But this went beyond my imagination.

So I prepared diligently.

▷ Species : Chaos Human
▷ Level : 304
▷ Job : Hero (EXP 500%)
▷ Skill : Prodigy MAX, Immortality MAX, Survive MAX, Conquest MAX, Dignity MAX, Spirit MAX, Domination MAX, Rule MAX, Politics SSS, Business Administration SSS, Physical Strength SSS, Speculation SSS, Command SSS, Elegance SSS, Grace SSS, Diplomacy SSS, Trade SSS, Judgment SSS, Mental Capacity SSS, Culture SSS, Speech SSS, Internal Power SS, Attractiveness SS, Searching for Enemy SS, Mentality SS, Muscular Strength SS, Tolerance SS, Halo SS, Desk Job SS, Hearing SS, Devilism SS, Lineage SS, Fundamental Energy SS, Energy SS, Hunting SS, Capture SS, Coercion SS, Threatening SS, Provocation SS, Military Achievement SS, Rest SS, Insight SS, Lunacy SS, Intuition SS, Calculation SS, Swordsmanship SS, Sword SS, Social SS, Cool SS, High-handedness SS, Reign SS, Eloquence SS···
▷ Status : Holy Sword, Magic Sword, Golem

I over-prepared, but I didn’t rush to breakthrough limits since the Prodigy’s Z-grade effect was useful in the long term.

I raised my skills to the maximum.

If it wasn’t for the skill ‘Infinity’ that helped so that the grades didn’t drop, I wouldn’t have been able to pile it up this much with the job Hero now.

The change wasn’t only with my skills.

I became able to summon the Holy Sword Nucleon, lightsaber, and Saintess H’s stick even in a state the Black Box was deactivated.

The principle was simple.

It was a concept that was after summoning those in a state of the job Demon King, if I deactivated the Black Box, the continuous contract would be renewed.

“Your Highness’ face looks like Your Highness has a lot of worries today.”
“… Yes, a bit.”

I slept with Nanny for the last 3 years.

Though my body didn’t need sleep, since I was a year old I had a habit of sleeping sticking to her while grabbing one of her soft breasts, with her arm as my pillow.
…There was no such thing as a reason.

When I wake up in the morning, beautiful maids would assist from the side, but Nanny took care of almost everything herself from bathing me to putting on clothes.

I was too young as an emperor so even though I wanted to wear a majestic outfit I also left the coordinator task to Nanny since she made a comment that “Your Highness’ cuteness will rule the world.”

Though it felt like the hurdles got higher day by day.

“Is it because of the Devil King’s invasion?”
“Hmm…”

Nanny was low-key good at reading my mind.

“Can we not go on the expedition?”
“…We should go.”

My goal was to return to Earth.

Even though with the start of slime toilets the Fantasia continent’s technology was also developing day by day, it was inadequate to fill up my heart.

Moreover, this place was a fiction (fantasy).

It was a mirage that would disappear in a moment with the Fantasy God’s caprice. I couldn’t take it personally before that fact changed.

“Excuse me, Your Highness.”
“Say it.”
“I like the Sword-Girl more than the central continent’s Princess we saw this afternoon. Now all people are obeying Your Highness but please recall the time when Your Highness was still a baby. Do you remember? Though the world turned their back on me who hugged Your Highness and ran away, only Ms. Hippolia and she who came to find me.”
“…Noted.”
“Thank you.”

I made a decision after hearing what Nanny said.

They say just enjoy it if you can’t avoid it.

*

I enjoyed the sulfur hot-spring bath after a long time under the snowy mountain M.

Though from the knights to the nobles they all made a fuss saying it was the great emperor’s trip, they were not noisy at night.

All leaving the work except the night shift!

The company which was my empire followed the labor law quite well. Of course, violent words, swear words, beating up, and also cruel acts were prohibited in the company.

Of course, there was also no sexual harassment.

“Your Highness. I heard Your Highness looked for me.”

The Sword-Girl came until the entrance of the open-air bath, fully armed. If it were other emperors, they would shake in fear seeing her and kick her out.

But I said boldly.

“Don’t just blankly stand there and get in.”
“Tha, that…!”
“Or you have the intention of raping a 3-year-old emperor?”
“No way! How could I dare to…!”
“Then get in.”
“This is… Haa! Yes, Your Highness…”

Taking off the armor and putting away even her underwear, the Sword-Girl slowly walked in as if she was hesitant.

Hwiiing~!

She shivered as the snowy mountain’s chilly wind touched her fair skin that had not even a stitch of clothing on.

It would be warm soon as she dipped her body in the bath.
But the footsteps width of the Sword-Girl, who was shyly covering her chest and lower part with both of her hands while closing her thighs together, was narrow and endlessly slow.

When I was a baby she got in confidently, did this mean that she saw the 3-year-old me as a man?

Splash.

But still, eventually, the Sword-Girl carefully dipped her body into the open-air bath.
Looking restless as her shoulders hunched.

“Rest comfortably.”
“I will try to.”

The Sword-Girl, who I thought would be like “pervert emperor! I will kill you!” and pounce on me if I ordered her to take off her clothes and get in, unexpectedly followed my order obediently.
Of course, her face was already red.

If it wasn’t because of the sulfur hot-spring bath’s here, then it must’ve been because she felt emotion similar to shame.

… against a 3-year-old kiddo?
Wasn’t that a serious mental problem?

After that, we even slept in one bed.

When I was a newborn Nanny often entrusted me to the Sword-Girl. So that wasn’t a problem.

Of course, I didn’t do anything.

On the other hand, the Sword-Girl’s sleeping habit was…

Since that day I called the Sword-Girl every day to the open-air bath and woke up together every morning. But the sword girl never got used to this life.

It was because of my body.
I was growing up rapidly every day.

The nobles who had been witnessing my rapid growth weren’t surprised, but the Sword-Girl who bathed and slept together every night with me was different.

“Yo, Your Highness. Now it’s a little…”
“I’m still a 3-year-old kid though?”

Even though around the kid’s center part grew fuzzy black hair, anyways I was a kid.

Eventually, the 2nd stage transformation became possible too.
Regular mode, widened mode.

But the transformation switch wasn’t turned on by me.
One day, the Sword-Girl who decided it was too much to handle sober, drunk heavily and staggered into the open-air bath.

And plop!

The bath stabilized blood circulation.
With alcohol.

*

Flap!

I spread my righteous hero wings completely.
Though I couldn’t conclude it as perfect, I set up the apparatus and politics so that the empire could work even without me.
To the succession matter.

Of course, it could be meaningless.

What would happen to this world if the Devil King or Hero died?

If it disappeared then my preparation would end up as labor in vain.

But it would still be a problem if it stayed.

Were the fantasy natives who endlessly got duplicated for training purpose real people? They were no different from the AI of VR games.

But I knew.

Since I have had a body of a fantasy native’s.

“I will surely end this fucking educational facility.”

But before that,

I flew straight to the center continent’s Fairy Kingdom Elfheim.

For the rehabilitation of the horny student.