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The Peng Society for Gentlemen — a secret friend-making club for the homosexual men of the Great Xia Dynasty. Its services were designed to help its members along in their quest for their lifelong partners. Upon paying a monthly fee of fifty coins, members could get themselves listed in The Pengornisseur after providing a self-portrait, a mailing address, their age and hobbies, as well as a self-introduction. All members would receive a copy of the monthly publication, and they could communicate with one another in private using the information in The Pengornisseur.
Wu Xingzi, a bachelor about to turn forty, worked as the adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County.
Qingcheng County was a place with barely any resources. In other words, it was poor. In the list of counties of the Great Xia Dynasty, it had been ranked at the bottom for the past two hundred years.
Wu Xingzi felt that his life was hopeless: not only was he a homosexual, he was also a virgin. Even his retirement fund was lacking. Worse still, his looks were… forgettable.
He might as well die.
Hence, Wu Xingzi decided to commit suicide on his fortieth birthday. However, he was unwilling to remain a virgin to death! And so, gritting his teeth, he joined the Peng Society for Gentlemen and received The Pengornisseur. It was very painful; after all, fifty coins were the sum of his daily expenditure for ten days! He would only pay it once, and he was determined to succeed on his first try.
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Status in COO : 106 Chapters (Completed) Show more
- Chapter 106 - It Started With Pengornises, And It Also Ends With Pengornises (End) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 105 - Wrapping Up December 4, 2024
- Chapter 104 - Xingzi: Always Misjudged December 4, 2024
- Chapter 103 - Visiting A Prisoner In Jail December 4, 2024
- Chapter 102 - Closing The Net December 4, 2024
- Chapter 101 - Prison Play (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 100 - Time to Get Yan Wenxin to Fall Into The Trap! December 4, 2024
- Chapter 99 - Someone Is Vomiting Blood December 4, 2024
- Chapter 98 - Adviser Wu’s Short Story December 4, 2024
- Chapter 97 - What Was Man Yue Doing Here?! December 4, 2024
- Chapter 96 - Anxious and Uneasy December 4, 2024
- Chapter 95 - A Bolt From The Blue (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 94 - Ai, There’s Something I Want to Say (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 93 - Your Pengornis Isn’t The Only Thing I Like December 4, 2024
- Chapter 92 - Meeting the In December 4, 2024
- Chapter 91 - Spring’s Frequent Visitor, While Money Disappears December 4, 2024
- Chapter 90 - Your Good Friend Yan Wenxin is Now Online December 4, 2024
- Chapter 89 - How About Burning The Pengornis Drawing of Ping Yifan? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 88 - This Is Called A Slutty Hole (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 87 - Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining December 4, 2024
- Chapter 86 - Tell the Truth December 4, 2024
- Chapter 85 - Advisor Wu Toughens Up December 4, 2024
- Chapter 84 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 2 December 4, 2024
- Chapter 83 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 1 December 4, 2024
- Chapter 82 - How to Prove This? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 81 - Showdown Part 2 December 4, 2024
- Chapter 80 - Showdown December 4, 2024
- Chapter 79 - Rubbing the Belly December 4, 2024
- Chapter 78 - Forever and Eternal Peace December 4, 2024
- Chapter 77 - Yan Wenxin December 4, 2024
- Chapter 76 - No Matter How Painful Getting Hoisted By One’s Own Petard Is, It’s Self December 4, 2024
- Chapter 75 - As The Saying Goes, To Be Hoisted By One’s Own Petard December 4, 2024
- Chapter 74 - We Both Have Nothing, And So Coincidentally, We’re A Match December 4, 2024
- Chapter 73 - The Tree of Jianmu: The Bridge Between Heaven and Earth December 4, 2024
- Chapter 72 - Every Age Brings In a New Pengornis December 4, 2024
- Chapter 71 - A Dream That Left No Traces (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 70 - I’ve Missed You… (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 69 - This Peng Society Gathering… December 4, 2024
- Chapter 68 - Is This In The Hands of Fate or Mine? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 67 - You Can’t Stop Taking This Medicine December 4, 2024
- Chapter 66 - If He Doesn’t Belong to Anyone, Would You Want Him? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 65 - The Long Journey to The Capital December 4, 2024
- Chapter 64 - The Agreed Upon Blood Vomiting December 4, 2024
- Chapter 63 - Not Sure What Title to Give This, Bursting Their Bubbles? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 62 - It’s Time For Plot: Trouble at a Wedding! December 4, 2024
- Chapter 61 - The Various Emotions of Life, And So It Goes December 4, 2024
- Chapter 60 - The Will December 4, 2024
- Chapter 59 - The Past Is Over, There’s No Turning Back December 4, 2024
- Chapter 58 - So Many Pengornises In The Capital, Of Course I Should Go Take A Look! December 4, 2024
- Chapter 57 - That Frog in The Well December 4, 2024
- Chapter 56 - Your Good Friend Mr. Lu Is Back Online December 4, 2024
- Chapter 55 - Rancui Gains A Loyal Puppy December 4, 2024
- Chapter 54 - Are We Still Giving This Gift? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 53 - Come, Come Touch Your Belly (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 52 - Let’s Do Something A Little Interesting (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 51 - Haiwang, Are You Really Not Going to Let The Physician Check Your Eyes? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 50 - A Qin’s Melody Spells One’s Emotions December 4, 2024
- Chapter 49 - That Peach Forest, Once Upon A Time December 4, 2024
- Chapter 48 - This Apparently Is A Trap Disguised As A Feast December 4, 2024
- Chapter 47 - There Are Some Things You Actually Did Not Forget December 4, 2024
- Chapter 46 - Wafts and Whiffs (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 45 - Mingzhu Flees / A Treasure Covered in Dust1 December 4, 2024
- Chapter 44 - Why Is It Lanterns Again?? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 43 - How Can A Pengornis Compare to Me? (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 42 - An Interlude; Pickled Cucumbers Are Really Yummy December 4, 2024
- Chapter 41 - Will o’ Wisp Lu’s Tricks Are Rather Stale December 4, 2024
- Chapter 40 - The Cucumbers Have Matured December 4, 2024
- Chapter 39 - Fire Cannot Be Wrapped In Paper, Unless They Were Paper Lanterns December 4, 2024
- Chapter 38 - This New Year is Rough December 4, 2024
- Chapter 37 - The Mutual Destruction of The Brothers Is Troubling The Advisor December 4, 2024
- Chapter 36 - Staying Up on New Year’s Eve1 (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 35 - The Prince of Lanling of Pengornises December 4, 2024
- Chapter 34 - Ancestor Worship December 4, 2024
- Chapter 33 - He’s Like A Wisp of Moonlight December 4, 2024
- Chapter 32 - You Like Fanning The Flames, Yet You Can’t Take The Heat (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 31 - Rumours December 4, 2024
- Chapter 30 - The General’s EQ is Touching December 4, 2024
- Chapter 29 - For Whom Are You Getting Angry About? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 28 - Adviser Wu Rides a Horse (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 27 - Will o’ Wisp Lu Finally Appears! December 4, 2024
- Chapter 26 - The Adviser’s Daily Life December 4, 2024
- Chapter 25 - Let’s Just Plant Cucumbers December 4, 2024
- Chapter 24 - And So Will December 4, 2024
- Chapter 23 - All First Loves Are Painful December 4, 2024
- Chapter 22 - Who Exactly Was That Person? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 21 - Why Must You Insist On It? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 20 - The Lewd Darling and The Big Pengornis December 4, 2024
- Chapter 19 - It Always Backfires When The General Tries to Fuck A Certain Someone Over December 4, 2024
- Chapter 18 - City Folks are Really Different December 4, 2024
- Chapter 17 - A Beauty’s Favour is the Hardest to Enjoy December 4, 2024
- Chapter 16 - The General Wants to Stay December 4, 2024
- Chapter 15 - Guess Where This Jade Rod is Going? (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 14 - Let Mr D In, Here’s a Good Boy (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 13 - They Meet Again December 4, 2024
- Chapter 12 - The Great South Garrison General Part 2 December 4, 2024
- Chapter 11 - The Great South Garrison General December 4, 2024
- Chapter 10 - Flute Appreciation with Adviser Wu December 4, 2024
- Chapter 9 - Playing With the Adviser’s Little Pengornis December 4, 2024
- Chapter 8 - On the Peaks of Pleasure, In the Showers of Desire December 4, 2024
- Chapter 7 - Shall We Expose Ourselves to Each Other? December 4, 2024
- Chapter 6 - Adviser, Your Pengornis December 4, 2024
- Chapter 5 - Adviser Wu’s Wet Dream (NSFW) December 4, 2024
- Chapter 4 - Nothing Was More Important Than The Pengornis Drawings December 4, 2024
- Chapter 3 - Receiving A Pile of Pengornis Drawings December 4, 2024
- Chapter 2 - Penpals Through the Pigeon Express December 4, 2024
- Chapter 1 - The Affairs of Adviser Wu December 4, 2024